Q: "Right look here James, take this watch "
Bond: "What's so special about this one Q?"
Q: "Just listen for a moment! Connect this USB cable to any PC and reboot, and in no time at all..."
Bond: "I am listening."
Q: "...the PC will be running Linux, with all kinds of useful applications including JEdit. It is based on a version of Feather Linux and we have remastered it to connect to the MI6 extranet. And James..."
Bond: "Don't worry Q I will be careful with it."
Q: "Ah but thats just it, this time you don't have to because it is not very expensive to buy a new one."
Bond: "Where is the fun in that?"